180stuck is a Homestuck Bloodswap Fanadventure. There is shipping, powers are skewed, insecurities are misplaced, and madness ensues. What happens next? Who will fall in pale love with who? It’s mostly up to you! Please direct all ooc questions to PlayerProphet or DoctorV.
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Doc has opinions about tag fail on Ao3: the blog. :|*SCREEEEECH!* GODDAMMIT, “TOOTHIANA” IS NOT A BLOODY FANDOM! “E. ASTER BUNNYMUND” IS NOT A FANDOM! NONE OF THE THINGS YOU LISTED AS A FANDOM ARE ACTUALLY FANDOMS EXCEPT “RISE OF THE GUARDIANS”! THEY’RE CHARACTERS! AND THEN YOU COCKED UP THE ACTUAL CHARACTER TAGS! HOW IS THIS LEVEL OF FAIL MANAGED, WHEN THE LINES YOU ENTER THIS SHIT SPECIFICALLY SAYS FANDOM OR CHARACTER?! *FLAIL!!!*
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You finally settled on something semi-biographical, about seadwellers ruling the world. Fun stuff.
Then things started getting a little hot and heavy…
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It started like any typical young hate date, with you two arguing over what movie to watch. You had offered several very reasonable choices from among your favorites and she had been a glubbing shitsponge and refused to pick one. On top of that, she had insulted your movies and your taste in them.
Just like you told Serket: swimmingly.
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Karkat: Go Forth, Answer That Asshole Trying To Troll You
Oh what NOW? What’s this asshole doing interrupting you in the middle of a perfectly good miserable funk?
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Karkat: reflect on your sordid pale past.
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Karkat: Succumb to unfathomable lust for your Troll-Firefly OTP
You’re one of the lucky few whose OTP is HONEST TO GL’BGOLYB CANON. They are SO PALE FOR EACH OTHER it brings tears to your eyes when no one is looking. Honestly, you can’t watch Troll Firefly when other people are around.
You truly believe that TROLL MAL and TROLL ZOE are IRREVOCABLY PALE FOR EACH OTHER. They are SOUL MATES IN EVERY WAY. And in spite of poor planning, bad decisions, and DRAMA IN THEIR OTHER QUADRANTS, they ALWAYS HAVE EACH OTHER and are together no matter HOW MUCH THE OTHER FUCKS UP.
You hope that one day you too will have a MOIRALLEGIANCE that doesn’t end up a TOTAL FUCKING DISASTER.
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What gifts have you gotten your kismesis, Karkat?
Gifts? GIFTS? Only AS MANY CODDAMN LUSII AS HER ROYAL GLUBBING HORRORTERROR CAN EAT! NEVERMIND THE LIVES IT RUINS AND TROLLS IT LEAVES ORPHANED! NEVERMIND THE CRUSHING GUILT IT HEAPS UPON YOUR NUBBY HORNS! NO, GLUB-MOMMY MUST BE FED, BECAUSE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES IN AGONY. THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW, TO QUOTE TROLL ARISTOTLE.
Karkat: Succumb to unfathomable lust for your Troll-Firefly OTP
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======> Be Karkat
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. As you already mentioned to Eridan, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which most of your asshole friends seem to have forgotten, not that it particularly matters since you’re all apparently doomed and anyway Eridan is the only one who ever manages to get you anything you actually want. Except for this AMAZINGLY HIDEOUS SCARF which was a present from YOUR KISMESIS and which you wear ALL THE TIME in a PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE JAB at her. Also because your neck gets chilled. But mostly as a passive-aggressive jab.
You have many and varied INTERESTS, but they aren’t really important right now. You are SEA DWELLER ROYALTY, which instills you with a HIGHLY DESERVED AND UNDENIABLE SENSE OF LEADERSHIP, not to mention you are UP TO YOUR GILLS in CHARISMA. Of course, that also isn’t particularly important, especially if your kismesis has her way and manages to overhaul the hemospectrum and troll society in general. If you didn’t hate her so much, you’d probably be the best of friends. If she keeps you out of leadership though you might have to kill her. Or kiss her. Same difference.
Those HEIR APPARENT plans will probably never come to fruition, though, because as previously mentioned you and your entire species is evidently doomed. Happy glubbing Wriggling Day, Karkat.
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